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40+ Christian Pick Up Lines
Being a single father, I thought I would share some Christian Pick Up Lines. I got inspired from Ed Newton (@ed_newton), a guest speaker at Xtreme Winter 2013. Ed Newton shared two of them, which are below.
1. Your name must be Grace, because you are Amazing.
2. I have read the book of Numbers in the Bible, but I realized I don’t have yours.
After hearing these two, I figured I would do some research and find what other people are sharing and using. I hope you enjoy these Christian Pick Up Lines.
#ChristianPickUpLines on Twitter
I searched on Twitter using hashtag #ChristianPickUpLines I didn’t use them all but I shared with some I thought were funny or good. Feel free to follow those who tweeted these as well. Of course some repeated by other Twitter users. Here is a huge list of Christian Pick Up Lines …
- If I call you Solomon, you gonna memorize his songs? Rachel
2. Is it hot in here or is it just the Holy Spirit burning inside you. @heidikrauss_
3. Just call me Pharaoh because I won’t let you go! @christianfunnyp
4. So I heard you’re looking for your knight in shining armor. Well I happen to be wearing the full armor of God. @Baptized_Baller
5. Hey girl, I heard Jesus called you, you mind if I do the same? @dandra_schram
6. Hey girl, you really are a fisher of men cause baby you just reeled me in. @bjblackburn1
7. Like Moses led his people out of Egypt, I want to lead you out of being single. @PraiseYourName
8. I’d give you my heart, but I already gave it to Jesus, so you can have my number instead. @christianfunnyp
9. You remind me of David and his slingshot because you’re a knockout. @christianfunnyp
10. Is your name Faith? Because you’re the substance of the things I’ve hoped for. @RichDeMoss
11. I now know why Solomon had over 700 wives. He never met you. @JordanKranda
12. Girl: Is this seat saved? Boy: No. But I am. @christianfunnyp
13. You and me, we’re like loaves and fishes, we might just be a miracle. @AJesus_Freak
14. I would say God bless you but it looks like He already has. @WeLiftYourName
15. Hey girl, I think one of your ribs belong to me. @B___Bo
16. I believe one of my ribs belongs to you. @_JesusDied4u
17. Hi, my name’s will. God’s will. @OneGirlAfterGod
18. Hey girl, if you’re looking for a man with good credit then here I am, Jesus paid for all of my debts! @bjblackburn1
19. Ecclesiastics 3:11 says God has made everything beautiful in its own time… So, I guess your time @Christian_Gents
20. Since I love God and… You love God….We should love each other. @Christianpickup
21. You make me feel like Samson with his hair cut off: weak in the knees. @Christianpickup
22. Hey, I just met you and this is crazy. But do you wanna pray with me? And hold hands maybe? @christianfunnyp
23. Are you saved? Cuz I’d like to spend eternity with you. @BeautifulDiscip
24. I was in my prayer closet when the lord showed me your face…. I’m your Boaz. @Piper_Jones
25. ou put the stud in bible study. @TweetsEncourage
26. I was wondering if you would walk to the altar with me … lets hold hands though. @_ShalmalJaphO
27. Obviously you’ve never had lamb’s blood smeared over your face, because I simply cannot pass over you. @VickiRachHesk
28. You know the story of Jericho? How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me? @paulkos
29. The Love of money is the root of all evil so u need a broke man like me. @g1orydotcom
30. An egg for you and an egg for me so we can be equally yoked. @JustCAE
31. You’re proof that evolution is false cause it would take all eternity for someone to get as good looking as you! @FreeToLaughNow
32. Unfortunately I can’t perform miracles and I’ve only got enough bread and fish for 2 people.” @B3cCaAnN
33. Oh I’m sorry. I was just admiring God’s creation @JesusSplasher
34. Hey girl – is your name Faith? Cause you’re the substance of things I’ve hoped for. @johnwylie
35. Is it a sin that you stole my heart? @TrevorGrady_
36. I like my girls like I like my Microsoft Word documents. Saved. @TrevorGrady_
37. I like my girls the same way I like my Bibles … Fully covered (Modesty) @summahlynne
38. Hey girl do you need to build an ark? Because I Noah guy! @
39. Hey girl you might not be perfect, but Jesus knows you are to die for. @
40. 1st Corinthians Chapter 13 is really a prophesy about me and you. @baptistmemes
41. I never believed in predestination until now. @CSLCHSnMore
I did omit the ones that are not appropriate too!
Do you any more Christian Pick Up Lines that I can add? Feel free to share it in the comments below. Thanks!
Check back often as I plan to add more as time goes on!
Coming soon! Christian Break Up Lines
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First published January 10, 2014. Republished with additions on February 13, 2019.