I am Joel the Brave and I am not a black cat, but I am a Pink Panther Covered In Magical Coal Dust. Kind of like how the dalmatian puppies in 101 Dalmatians covered them self in coal dust to look like Labradors. However, my coal dust I am covered in is permanent. That means it won’t come off!
Oh yea! It’s magical coal dust! Almost forgot that!
I am also known as the Prince of Darkness as my momma hooman calls me.