I am Joel the Brave and I am not a black cat, but I am a Pink Panther Covered In Magical Coal Dust. Kind of like how the dalmatian puppies in 101 Dalmatians covered them self in coal dust to look like Labradors. However, my coal dust I am covered in is permanent. That means it won’t come off!
Letting the cat out of the bag is far easier than putting it back in – This is a true statement. It is very hard to put a cat in a bag, than to take him out of the bag.