10 Hiss-Terrical Cat Jokes – Here are 10 hiss-terrical cat jokes. #CatJokes
10 Hiss-Terrical Cat Jokes
Below is a list of 10 Hiss-Terrical cat jokes. Hiss-Terrical as in hysterical, being funny. Just using a play on words since we are a cat blog.
- Who delivers presents to cats?
- Santa Claws
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Kitten.
Kitten, who?
Quit kitten around and open the door! - What do you call a cat that bowls?
- An alley cat!
- What’s a cat’s favorite color?
- Purple
- What do you call a dishonest African cat?
- A “lyin’ cub.”
- What do you get when you cross an angry cat with a famous painter?
- Clawed Monet!
- What do cats say when they get hurt?
- Meowch
- Where do cats write down their notes?
- On scratch paper!
- Why was the cat afraid of the tree?
- Because of it’s bark.
- What do you call a kitten drinking lemonade?
- A “sourpuss.”
Do you know any more cat jokes?
If you know any more hiss-terical cat jokes please feel free to share them in the comments below.
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